Plano po-pos on the go go.

I saw some poor soul getting pulled over this morning but couldn't feel too bad because I was distracted by the glimmer of the lights glistening off the pristine body of the Escalade pulling him over.  I saw 2 other ones down the street distracting their prey with their pearly white and black paint jobs, and realized that all Plano cops now drive Cadillac Escalades.  And let me just tell you how comforting it is to know that my money goes to something meaningful and substantial...like making me feel more badass (yet classy) the next time a cop hands me a speeding ticket.  Then, as I receive the said ticket I know that the money I will soon pay will save some other speeder the embarrassment of being pulled over by a Taurus.  And I would not accept a traffic violation any other way.