Notable things I've done today.

Today I did a few things that haven't happened in awhile, so since their occurrences are so sparse, I thought the world should hear about them. *author's note: notice that the title says "done," not attained, achieved, or something that implies anything of real accomplishment - just "done"...because if that were the case then my life would probably be much more miserable than I have led myself to believe. Here are those 7 things that are apparently not very common in my daily life.  Please don't judge...

7. Shaved my legs (For the first time since Sizzler!). It's winter, I wear pants a lot, and now that it's cold I can really use that extra layer of insulation, so why would I do something I hate doing?


6. Went Running. It's been a long time my friends.

it's a love/hate relationship

5. Washed my hair.  Dare I say how long it's been? As I texted Becca Farmer my day count today she sent me some good advice: "Fight the good fight." She's right, there are more productive things I could be doing then seeing how long I can go without washing my hair. I caved.

4. Ate some raw garlic.  I decided that instead of feeling like crap I would try to scare off this bug with the miracle plant...as well as all my friends...and vampires for that matter.

3. Threw away the conditioner bottle before the shampoo bottle. I know, weird right? I mean, is that even allowed?

2. Did not make fun of the new guy at work/trick him into doing something that will possibly get him fired. Let's just say it was his own loss he wasn't scheduled to work today. I'm just sayin...

1. Brought some Bruce back into my life. I remembered that no matter what crap is going on right now, whether good or bad (yes crap can be good at times), I am so glad I was born in this country. Enjoy.



Also, I've noticed that the majority of these things have to do with my personal hygiene, which apparently has been slacking as of late (to put it lightly). Can I just say "oops...I'll get to work on that"?