7 Overrated Movies

I finally got the virus off my computer.  So this if for you, Joe.  Please don't hate me.  They are not listed in any particular order.

1. Punisher: Warzone.  This movie, no matter how low its ratings are, will always be overrated.

Pros: You can make some pretty good drinking games to it.

Cons: Everything.

2. The Dark Night (sorry Joe).  Let me just preface this one by saying that it was in fact a good movie.  BUT, as awesome as this movie was, would it have done as well if Heath hadn’t died?

Pros: The Katie Holmes/Maggie Gyllenhaal character “Rachel” is dead.

Cons: Two-Face character was a huge disappointment.  What a waste.

3. Juno.  Sorority girls everywhere hate me.  Let’s be real though, no pregnant high school girl would act as nonchalant as she does.

Pros:  Hamburger phone.  Michael Cera.

Cons:  Annoying and unrealistic. Also, did anyone else think the creepy older guy hitting on her was unnecessary?

4. The Twilight Saga.  Vampires that don’t eat humans?  This goes against everything vampires are infamous for.  Mix that with some bad acting and Mercy Brown’s heart was ripped out for nothing.

Pros: There is a least one Muse song in every movie.

Cons: Muse allowed their songs to be put in Twilight.

5. The Pink Panther (remake 2006).  Sorry Katherine, let’s just hope they don’t remake all of the movies.  I think there are 7.

Pros: “Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?”

Cons: There are just so many.

6.  Homeward Bound. The curse of my childhood was having to watch this at every birthday sleepover.  I hate this movie.

Pros:  You can’t ever be mad at Michael J. Fox. (Just disappointed…)

Cons:  Talking animals? There is nothing fun about this movie.  Why did kids like it so much? 

7.  Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World.  After all the anticipation building up to it, unfortunately it just didn’t live up to the hype. And yes, I know this movie was also in my underrated movies, but it was just so bad that it was good. 

Pros: “Don’t go into the long grass!”

Cons: “Mommy’s very angry.”