Friday, November 5, 2010

TV Wisdom

So I came across this quote while watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  It pretty much sums up typical United States politics.


Dennis: (to Mac) There's nothing you can do about taxes.
Dee: Uh, you guys might wanna think about voting every once in a while.
Dennis: What has voting ever done?
Charlie: Wha—since—what is—why are you coming dow—voting?
Dennis: Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the—the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass or the Republican who's blasting my ass?
Mac: You see, politics is all just one big ass-blast.

 And they're also pretty intuitive about good old Hillary.

Frank: A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
Dee: There are plenty of amazing women politicians.
Frank: Name one.
Dee: Uh, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton?
Frank: Awful.
Dee: How is she awful?
Frank: Hates freedom.

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